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The man hops on board, facing away but with bits lined up in an appropriate fashion. How this position works is the woman is supposed to be on her back lying down. You need to follow along with this one, because it defies good sense and logic. Related: '90s Femme Fatales Killed Everyone With Their Legs - Wait A Minute.

It's like being Jack at the top of the beanstalk and the giant has been replaced with a hot girl, but she still wants to stomp you to death for some reason and won't stop slamming you with her foot over and over until you beg to move on to the next one. (Though itвЂ™s worth noting that best practices for impact play have come a long way since the days of the Kama Sutra - according to the Center for Sexual Pleasure and Health, you should avoid the face, feet, hands, breasts, lower legs, and genitals when engaging in heavy impact play, and stick to places with high fat and muscle content, like the thighs and buttocks.If you're not a dancer type who is able to Van Damme your crotch at a moment's notice, even the most sincere effort to make this position work will result not in sexual bliss but in Felix getting kicked square in the breadbasket. Good places to lay hands on your lover? The shoulders, the head, the gap between the breasts, the back, the genital region, and the sides blows can be exchanged with the side of the hand, the palm of the open hand, the fist, and with the ends of the fingers joined (in case you were curious).

More surprising? ThereвЂ™s a sort of proto-BDSM thing that gets outlined in the Kama Sutra, with a section on the basics of erotic hitting. No wait, I lied: 'Impalement' is my actual favorite: вЂњThe woman places one foot on the boyвЂ™s head and, extending the other, allows herself to be penetrated.вЂќ The text notes that this position requires practice, which may be the most obvious statement ever uttered about a sex position. We'll be updating this post with more KamaSutra sex positions, so once you've mastered these, check back for more. LetвЂ™s take a look at the sex positions endorsed by the ancient tome. So whatвЂ™s actually in the original Kama Sutra? A wide variety of stuff - including, yes, lots of sex positions. (Of course, given that this is a 2,000-year-old text, itвЂ™s very heteronormative - while queer sex and non-normative gender identities do make appearances in the text, the general assumption is that the readerвЂ™s primary sexual relationship will be a heterosexual one.)Д«ut somewhere down the line (and probably due to more than a little orientalism), the non-sex parts of the Kama Sutra got forgotten, and the sex parts got expanded upon - and, in some cases, totally reinvented (shocking as it may seem, Vatsyayana did not write about sex acts involving detachable shower heads).

VIDEO OF KARMA SUTRA HOW TO

Unlike the many hot-and-heavy sex manuals that bear its name, the original KamaSutra is philosophical text offering musings on how to have a rewarding life and fruitful relationships to the extent that itвЂ™s a sex manual, itвЂ™s mostly because it doesnвЂ™t shy away from the notion that sex (and interesting sex positions) is a healthy and normal part of life. If it seems strange that a 2,000-year-old text continues to carry such impact on our erotic imaginations, it gets even stranger when you realize that most of the Kama Sutra isnвЂ™t actually about sex.

A number of outlets have used вЂњKama SutraвЂќ to signify вЂњcrazy ways to do it,вЂќ from the (very earnest) Cosmo Kama Sutra to the (highly unauthorized) parody Star Wars Kama Sutra go to and youвЂ™ll find a company specializing in вЂњluxury romance and intimacy products,вЂќ like edible body paints and dusts. In the modern era, the words вЂњKama SutraвЂќ are a synonym for sex. A few thousand years ago, when Indian writer Vatsyayana was putting pen to paper and writing the text that would be known as the Kama Sutra, he couldnвЂ™t have foreseen the impact that his work would have on the world.

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